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My philosophy about sexuality is that I don't have a problem with anything anyone does in any way.
All I ask is that you know the rules.
I've sucked the dicks of several men, which a lot of straight guys won't admit to having done or wanting to do.
But just like kissing a girl can't get her pregnant, sucking a guy's dick doesn't make you gay (unless you break rule # 3).
It's not that I'm against being gay--I just clarify what makes you gay.
Please note that this list is only pertains to guys:
All women are by nature lesbians.
so let's get things straight (no pun intended)--if you meet any qualifications below you are gay.
1. If you get someone elses sperm on you
2. If you've ever owned a Smiths album
3. If you get hard while sucking another guys dick
4. If Michael Stipe is in the room with you and youre having sex with a woman, youre bisexual
5. If youre at a gay bar, youre not gay, but if youre at a straight bar and talk to anohter guy longer than you talk to a girl, youre gay.
6. If you tap your feet to a Smiths song
7. If you discuss art for more than 45 minutes
8. If you've ever worn a beret
9. Ifyou kiss a guy and he has a hard-on
10. If you have any kind of sex with male or female to the Smiths, you're gay
11. If your only purpose in life is to get girls pregnant so they can have more girls to have lesbian sex together
12. If you jack off and you get cum on yourself
13. If you get a boner watching Gilligans Island
14. If you don't get a boner watching Bewitched
15. If there's a Smiths song on in a bar and you're in the bathroom with your dick in your hand
16. If your name is Richard and you go by Dick
17. If you're friends with anyone named Dick
18. If you don't cheat on your wife, you're only using her as a prop to make people think you're not gay
19. If you're friends with a model
20. If you fuck a girl who likes the Smiths
